Masters of the Universe (1987)
A disaster so complete it would torpedo the franchise which would wait nearly 40 years for another live-action adaptation, 1987's Masters of the Universe is a mess of a film that does provide some guilty pleasure vibes in how nearly everyone involved in the enterprise completely misunderstood the assignment. Based on the 80s toy line, and largely ignoring the popular animated series, the film takes He-Man ( Dolph Lundgren ), Man-At-Arms ( Jon Cypher ), Teela ( Chelsea Field ), and Gwildor ( Billy Barty ) as the first of many substitute characters never seen before, to small town America.